I’ve been living in my place for a long time and my lifestyle isn’t exactly minimal. Because of my lifestyle I’ve accrued a lot of crap. And yes, I said crap for a reason: Most of the things that are in my living space aren’t particularly useful or crucial for my day to day. So, it usually taking up space.

One can say, having a lot of stuff isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but at a certain point, you have to say “enough’s enough.” And when that time comes, having a yard sale is the most logical step.

Now the most critical thing after putting together a yard sale is getting people to actually come to the yard sale. To help you with that, it shouldn’t be too hard if you have a sign like this.

#01. I support this worthy cause.

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#02. Very Convincing.

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#03. Bonus: You get to hear the divorcee’s story while you shop.

owned

#04. Totally Sold.

Unknown

#05. Lyrics by Sir Sales-A-Lot.

galleryhip

#06. I’ll go if he goes.

fleachic

#07. And with less rats!

fleamarketgardening

#08. Haunting not included.

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#09. Way to sell it!

fleamarketgardening

#10. It’s true that sex sells.

acidcow

#11. Everything is at thuper low prices.

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#12. Hopefully I can find a cute tea friggin’ set.

nowaygirl

#13. Help the cute girls, won’t you?

narisa

#14. You know that loony-tunes grandmas have some great stuff.

aaronlapedis

#15. Double discount for a cat with a cute butt.

Unknown

#16. I sense a lot of unresolved anger here.

bestgaragesaletips

#17. Is there really any different?

jiffyfeet

#18. This one is going to be good.

vintagerevivals

#19. Finally.

failblog

#20. And almost certainly at desperate prices.

apartmenttherapy

#21. There’s more than enough crap to go around.

egotvonline

#22. This is one way to get attention.

egotvonline

#23. Even if you’re not in the market for anything, you can go and bask in her sorrow.

galleryhip

#24. He really just hates his stuff.

Unknown

#25. Finally putting their feet down.

dontpkethebear

#26. How much for the ethnic child?

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#27. When things don’t go as planned.

Unknown

#28. Brilliant.

fleachic

#29. It’s true.

eraut

#30. As they say…you can’t take it with you.

dontpkethebear

#31. Get him outta there.

nowaygirl

#32. Yikes.

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